Community College

So here I sit on a Sunday night in an office of a client I am very close with. It has become my home away from home here in Va Bch when I come down. Its pretty hard to distract myself here, but don't worry I still managed to waste 5 hours today in an office with no TV. The Jets winning by 44 points didn't help at all btw, with my mom texting me every 15 minutes. I haven't posted since I first started this little experiment in self-expression, but I had such a good laugh reminiscing I had to call somebody or write about it. Aren't you lucky?

Community College is a joke. I don't care who you are or what you say, it is a practical fucking joke that anyone with half an excuse for a brain could pass. The memory spawning this rant is the power of a motherfucking powerpoint.

Speech Class: No preparation, 15 minutes til class, 5 slides of me frantically trying to remember Beer 101 from work last week. A
(rinse, repeat)

Psychology Class: "Research Project" which was the climax of the semester's learning, 25 minutes of faking data into an excel sheet, 15 minutes creating a survey to attach the data too, 10 minutes creating charts and putting into a powerpoint. A
*look on classes face when they realize that OoOo Shit this White Boi is Fucking Gonna Make Me Look Bad!, worth the hour i spent
*double take when they realize this is only my 3rd time attending class ( 2 tests before ), priceless

Intro to Business: I didn't make the powerpoint (it was horrible, whoulda thunk) but... the assignment was to dress for success, my OT suit had the teacher using me as an example for people thrice my age on what to wear to an interview... i had to laugh inside. Do you know what that suit has seen? *Looking at you, Comitz, bastard*

All in all, if you know the information, or at least the title of the class, and have working knowledge of Microsoft Office, community college is merely something to take your mind off of collegehumor until your next shift.

End Rant, still laughing inside though.