FUPA

I think I am starting to grow a FUPA. This is not bueno. As soon as this week is over, I'm checking out our new $xxxx million gym. It has a rock wall for crying out loud. Besides, how are we gonna seduce young girls with promises of boat rides and Corona if I have a FUPA? We're not. Then who will drink all the Corona? Certainly not Jaime or I. Which brings me to my next point.

Jamie has a boat. We plan on taking it out frequently this summer. Did you know you can get a DUI driving a boat just as easy as if you were driving a car. I just picture this image of Jimmy Buffet sipping from a bottle of Grand Marnier cruising across the water pulling a waterskiing cheeseburger when I think of boating. ... see where stereotypes get you?

Tonight, I almost did something very very very silly. I really want the new iPhone 3.0 beta, because, lets face it, the iPhone is really an embarrassment to itself now that everyone knows such basic features as MMS are only months away when two years ago every free phone had it. iPhone Developers get it free along with the new STK. Its $99/year to become a member of the Dev Team. If the credit card number on my account hadn't expired, I would be sending you all txt pictures from my iPhone right now. Yes yes there are programs out there, but dammit it should be a native feature! I look back to that moment of weakness with a mix of sorrow and regret. Sorrow because I am such an impulse buyer, regret because my plans were thwarted and I am no longer in the mindset where I can justify spending $100 so I can send pix messages 3 months before you can.

I will be learning to repair iPhones shortly, however. Upon learning of the new 3.0 release, I recommended we not sell the last iPhone we got when we upgraded all of our lines and have my boss use it, since the 2G phones won't be able to MMS even with the upgrade. He agreed, I spent a large portion of my day today making the new phone his phone. I finally dropped it off at his house before they left for dinner. He called me from Ruth's Chris to say he dropped it and the screen spider-webbed. FML. I ordered a replacement screen off eBay and the toolkit for the iPhone. Wish me luck... *I have never attempted nor claimed I could fix any cell phone, let alone an iPhone*

The new Facebook is ridiculous. And I got a piece of flair today which kinda pissed me off. "I have a boyfriend he just doesn't know it yet." No, silly girl, you think you have a boyfriend even though he keeps explicity saying you do not. Crazy hoes. That pretty much sums up things with the girl btw.

Canada texted me today out of nowhere. She blew me off last weekend (or honestly forgot about dinner) and we hadn't talked since. I wasn't too upset, just worried because it was very strange and unlike her. But she is alive, and the topic of textversation was the Who is the Coon episode of South Park. Except I is the Coon, and everyone knows that :)

Perpetuities don't make any sense. Basically you are betting for you life, and the payer is betting against your life. Awesome. If we win, you die. If you win, you are too old to enjoy it.

The new HP G Series shares the same AC adapter as our old Dell Latitudes. Could it be that finally they are getting smart enough to a) realize that HP's proprietary AC adapter connector is a piece of shit and b) realize that something like an AC adapter for a laptop has NO REASON to be proprietary? Hopefully this is the case, and "Hey, can I borrow your AC Adapter, my laptop just died" will become commonplace.

Yesterday I took apart my wireless keyboard because when i flipped it upside down, damn near half a dorito fell out. Upon shaking vigorously for 20 minutes, I was unable to get the other half of the dorito out. Turns out that sound was just the keys themselves shaking. I now know the intracacies of the modern keyboard, though. Point, me?

I might surrrender my single status if she agrees to do my laundry and clean my room. Both need desperate attention, and I am ready to sit down at the negotiating table. Sorry, feminism, take two steps back. If that fails, I am going to start going to the laundry mat with a bottle of red wine and try to seduce skilled labor.

T minus 3 hours til my Finance test. Onwards!