Dem Hoes

"So kiss me hard, because this will be the last time that I let you." ~ The Best Deceptions

So... I have been having the strangest dreams lately. They all involve a girl, and never the one I am semi-dating. Which is horrible I know. I can't control the civility of my subconcious! Sheesh. But they are starting to get interesting. I have been so busy lately that I haven't seen above mentioned girl in 3 weeks, so I guess my mind finds its female interaction on its own. And now you are all jumping to obscene conclusions. No no no not like that. As much as I try to be more of an asshole in real life (girls like that better, btw), I cannot apparently convince my pysche to do the same. It started with a weird dream about my high-school sweetheart. No big deal there, thats been pretty much normal since we broke up 3 years ago. About once a month I wake up thinking we are back together for about 3 seconds until I realize that its 7 am and I have to go to work again. No big deal, I've come to accept it as a part of my life. Where things get strange is when the next night Canada and I had another crazy adventure, in which we went to UVA, flew by private plane to Tech, and then to ODU. She kissed me as she was falling asleep in my lap in the helicopter ride home. Hey, go big or go home. Lol needless to say I woke up in a pretty good mood because the dream was very very detailed and we had a blast. And then I got a kiss.

I wasn't even too terribly disappointed that it wasn't real, because it was such a crazy/amazing dream. tFace was also in that one, it was her dad (an air force officer) who was flying us around lol. The next night was when things got weird. A yound lady (actually shes 2? years older than me) I had dated shortly after HS <3 and I broke up entered my dream. She went to Afghanistan that christmas and I don't think she has yet forgiven me that I started dating someone else while she was gone. (I thought I had made it clear that it would be silly to wait 2 years for her to get back, we had just met) So that dream was kinda disturbing in that we had snuck upstairs during a party (basically a dream recreation of our first kiss) and started kissing, and then my goddamed alarm went off and ruined it. I literally could still feel her lips on mine as I got ready for work, which was disturbing in and of itself.

So I am thinking to myself, what the hell is wrong with you. Last night I only got 4 hours of sleep, so I think the lack of a mistress can be blamed on the lack of actual deep sleep I acquired. What does all that mean? That I am hopeless in love because I am never able to get over the girls I fall for completely? That one of these lucky ladys will sweep me off my feet sometime soon?

Tangent: This past summer was the last time I ever "sweep a girl off of her feet." I think I am pretty successful at it, and I have not yet met a girl who once I determined I was going to sweep, resisted said sweeping. Its alot of fun, and everyone wins. No more. My friend, who we call Mom, was telling me over she was done with a mutual friend she had started dating. I asked for a reason because hes basically cool as hell and she's not exactly perfect, and she said, and I text-quote,
Her:My computer can't find its hard drive again... I have important things on there!!!! geez
Me: Ur pc is crazy.
Her: I know... does it mean I have another trojan virus?? I did drop it alot recently... oops
Me: The dropping. Hdd is loose.
Her: Can u fix it????????? Please.
Me: Yes. (notice i don't say when here)
Her: Amazing! love u lots... oh and I am over Speed Racer*
*not his actual name, nor the name she calls him by
Me: What!!?!?
Her: He doesn't do anything. He doesn't call, text me, facebook, nothing! I am used to being swept off my feet and he just acts like he isn't into me.
Me: Haha the sweeping days are over. We've wised up to you girls.
Her: Bullshit.

Now mind you they went out on Friday night. This conversation was on Monday. Wtf? And me and Jaime (who has a new girl, who cooks, rFace) were talking about how these girls are either too clingy, too desperate, or are completely insane (reference above). rFace made dinner last Friday night and now she is bugging him about "So what ARE we?" questions and iFace (my face) is talking about walking 6 miles to catch the bus so she can spend the night on Thursday night. I mean it would probably be for the best lol. I can only guess it would distract me from all the other (and more amazing) girls in my life that I have let slip by. But I said no. I really don't feel like dealing with a girl that I don't want to spend my life with this week. Maybe next?

Anywho... I am buying a house and Me, Jaime, Dirk Diggler, and... gosh all these nicknames is stretching my creativity. We'll call the 4th Tony. We're all gonna live together next year. I am looking forward to it. Lots of crazy stuff though. I might have to sell my soul to get the mortgage. But its such a great opportunity I can't let is pass. So we will see where this road leads us.